[STREET NEWS] China’s increased the household child guest list to +2 now!

  1. LADY “O” & SON?

    Oprah is confronted by
    Oprah is confronted by “son” at Late Show appearance last week. (PHOTO CREDIT: GOOGLE IMAGES)

As OPRAH was leaving the LATE SHOW WITH STEVEN COLBERT, she was accosted by CALVIN MITCHELL, who claimed to be her son.  Damn we knew that she had secret sisters out the ass, but could it be that our beloved entertainment mogul had a child we didn’t know about? Well as it turns out, CALVIN was a “pseudo foster child” that Oprah had met while filming a movie in the 80s in Chicago’s ghetto. She took mercy on the family and got them the best quality education, even buying them clocks to get up for school. But Calvin didn’t want any of that help and dropped out, not once, but twice at institutions that Oprah personally paid for. Well, after he left a prestigious boarding school in favor of a life of crime, etc, Oprah washed her hands clean. And can we blame her? She tried to help. Now some 30 years later, with the help of a gossip site, he wanted to have closure in front of an audience. Low and behold, Oprah paid him dust. I would never ever want to be on Oprah’s bad side. #justsayin’.

  1. NEWS ‘ISH…

A COLLECTIVE MOAN…

Republican National Committee up in arms about CNBC's treatment of their Candidates.
Republican National Committee up in arms about CNBC’s treatment of their Candidates.

The Republican Party is calling for a ban on NBC and its affiliates after a disastrous debate last week on CNBC.   Jokes have ensued, but the party is not laughing at how the moderators treated the 1,000 potential Republican Candidates that appeared on the panel. Priebus,  the RNC chairman said, “CNBC’s moderators demonstrated ‘gotcha’ journalism that was ‘petty’ and mean-spirited in tone, and designed to embarrass our candidates What took place Wednesday night was not an attempt to give the American people a greater understanding of our candidates’ policies and ideas.” It sounds like the Republicans didn’t like a panel of moderators that weren’t kissing their asses or lobbing them easy ones for them to hit out of the park.  To this CNBC issued a statement defending their panel by saying that, “People who want to be president of the United States should be able to answer tough questions.” BLOOP!!! Seems like someone got someone ALL THE WAY together!

MORE THAN A ONE…

China has gotten the green light to have more children. (PHOTO CREDIT: GOOGLE IMAGES)
China has gotten the green light to have more children. (PHOTO CREDIT: GOOGLE IMAGES)

The long standing law of CHINA’s citizens having only ONE child, to curb population troubles, is now abolished as of last week. Get this: now couples in China can have 2, you heard that right, 2 children per household. My God, what will they do with that one extra mouth to feed? How will the dynamics of Chinese culture change now that siblings are a thing? Only time will tell. Way to go China for being semi-progressive.

BE CAREFUL WHO YOU SLEEP WITH…

THE World Health Organization has issued a new decree on sexual health. (PHOTO CREDIT: GOOGLE IMAGES)
THE World Health Organization has issued a new decree on sexual health. (PHOTO CREDIT: GOOGLE IMAGES)

THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION has released new findings that show that much of the world is infected with…get this…HERPES…Apparently 3.7 BILLION people, under the age of 50 are infected with HERPES SIMPLEX ONE.  The majority of those infections can be found in THE UNITED STATES, followed by AFRICA then EASTERN MEDITERRANEAN, EUROPE, SOUTH EAST ASIA, and last in the WESTERN PACIFIC. I say folks wrap that ‘ish up, because the disease is treatable, but there is no cure and you’re stuck with it for the rest of your life.  And majority of the holders of the disease are women!

RUSHING TO SUE…

Rush Card users are angry at their money being held back. (PHOTO CREDIT: GOOGLE IMAGES)
Rush Card users are angry at their money being held back. (PHOTO CREDIT: GOOGLE IMAGES)

12 days is a long time to go without money. No way to get food, clothing, pay rent, any of that. That’s what happened with many users of the PREPAID DEBIT card THE RUSH CARD.  Founded by entertainment mogul RUSSELL SIMMONS as a tool for low income families to have access to a debit card, the service was doing great for its users despite the fee that associated with the card monthly, which the users were okay with. What the users were not okay with was the twelve days last month when they couldn’t get “their” money off of the card for their essentials, thus impacting their personal lives.  Five of those users are suing and the government is investigating the card and its practices. This is far from over and the ramifications could stretch further than just this card, as there are many like them out there on the market place.

  1. HMMMMMM….

    Yusef Mac finally comes clean after allegations last week. (PHOTO CREDIT: GOOGLE IMAGES)
    Yusef Mac finally comes clean after allegations last week. (PHOTO CREDIT: GOOGLE IMAGES)

This could only be fiction, but alas it was not, as a boxer YUSAF MAC told the media that he was drugged into participating in a GAY porn film for DAWG POUND FILMS. He said he was lured to NYC, where he was plied with liquor and drugs and made to do the acts that were done in the film.  He said he woke up after, hours later on a bus bench, with no recollection of the event. It wasn’t until his friend outed him via Social Media, that he even recalled the story…He claimed he was a whoremonger, his words, and has children for days, aka straight as the day is long. I CALL B.S. Well, last week he finally told the truth that he was indeed sober and that he was indeed a Bisexual man. Yes, he admitted, that he needed the money, but he said that he did it on his own volition. He released a statement stating that he was sorry for lying and that he was uber embarrassed. Well, well, well. What a web we weave hen we dare to say we were drugged in order to have a gang bang. Some people will never learn. Once it’s on the internet, there’s no way to get rid of it!!!

  1. CEBRITY ‘ISH.

WE SAW IT COMING…

Halle Berry is going through a new divorce. (PHOTO CREDIT: IMDB.com)
Halle Berry is going through a new divorce. (PHOTO CREDIT: IMDB.com)

First her horrible show EXTANT was cancelled and now comes word that her marriage to actor OLIVIER MARTINEZ is OVER. After only a couple of years of marriage and a son, HALLE BERRY is getting a divorce again. This isn’t the first divorce for the stunning 40 something year old beauty. She can not keep a man to save her life, and if they aren’t divorcing her, she’s getting beat by them: case in point DAVID JUSTICE, WESLEY SNIPES, GABRIAL AUBREY and now OLIVIER. Well, good luck Halle, and hopefully 2016 will be better for you.

NOT A FLUKE APPARENTLY…

Rapper Kendrick Lamar plays to sparse crowds on the East Coast and Mid West. (PHOTO CREDIT: GOOGLE IMAGES)
Rapper Kendrick Lamar plays to sparse crowds on the East Coast and Mid West. (PHOTO CREDIT: GOOGLE IMAGES)

When it happened once, many said that the concert took too long, as it started at 7 p.m. and the performer didn’t go on until midnight. But when it happened a second time, many are speculating that it definitely has a lot to do with trends and tastes of the East Coast versus the West Coast music scene. KENDRICK LAMAR’s set was pretty much played to an empty stadium in NYC and CHICAGO last week after he followed FUTURE in concert. FETTY WAP, who was on tour with him got hurt in a motorcycle accident, and KENDRICK is picking up the slack, but the audience is definitely not happy. Good luck Kendrick on the rest of the tour. He’s still getting paid so I’m not too sad for him. He’s a good rapper though. So good luck.

  1. FIGHTS, LIES AND VIDEO TAPE…

    One of many cases where video is changing the public's perceptions of violence. (PHOTO SOURCE: GETTY IMAGES)
    One of many cases where video is changing the public’s perceptions of violence. (PHOTO SOURCE: GETTY IMAGES)

When I was a young man, if a fight started we would watch in awe, or try and break it up. This generation now, this is not the case. They are not only not stopping the fight or the incident, they are trying to get a WORLD STAR HIP-HOP VIDEO out of it. They are busy recording, reacting and vying for views on the internet.  This new generation is about the salacious nature of life and trying to have the “I SAW IT” first mentality.  This is only leading to a generation of neophytes who are about being famous, or rather infamous, and are about allowing the media to dictate their reality. True, we were able to finally see the injustices of the world and see how people are really treated behind closed doors, but it’s also lending itself to blowing things out of proportion and allowing us to see the result and not what lead up to the incident to begin with. Case in point with fights, confrontations or in the current scandal with the officer in South Carolina, we are now able to see the fall out from such escalated incidents that are effecting the world today. But what I must ask and will still continue to ask, is why these things took place to begin with. We need to ask ourselves, are we truly aloof to the consequences of our actions? Or are we so ignorant to them that we think that nothing can happen, especially when dealing with authority and authoritative figures.  As we go forward, let’s be aware that eyes are watching and that our actions are our own and we must take responsibility for them.

That’s it for this week dolls….have a great one

V.A. Patrick Slade